Don't Make Me...

There are things I like to do
And things I like to touch
But there's one thing I should stop doing
I should stop eating so much
I eat in the morning
And lunch at one o clock to four
And even when I'm full of food
I usually just eat more
Even when my buttons blow
And my zipper tends to break
I still have a craving for
That lonely chocolate cake
I would eat a low fat salad
But that's just way too easy
Why eat something so healthy
When you can have pizza extra cheesy
My friends have always told me
That it's not good to eat after eight
But I do it anyway
And end up eating half my weight
And oh there are so many flavors
That I could choose from cold icecream
Like rocky road and cookie dough
I usually become my own football team
So you see I have a problem
And eating will always be my mood
I'll eat whenever and wherever
Because there are just too many types of food!